A lifetime address in Whiskey Pines.
There are worse places to belong.
Most places make you pay every month to feel like you belong. Whiskey Pines isn’t most places. One payment. Lifetime residency. Your name in the community rolls. Your copy of every book published, delivered digitally the moment it exists. Your seat at the table for every contest, game, online goody, and piece of Whiskey Pines ephemera dreamed up — which, given the state of things around here, is not going to stop anytime soon.
Residents are mentioned in the books and in the Whiskey Pines Journal. You will exist, at least fictionally, in a town on Lake Michigan with excellent coffee and a suspicious number of unsolved crimes. There are people who would pay considerably more for that.
Eventually, Residents will also have first access to virtual real estate in Whiskey Pines. That’s coming. It’s going to be something.
Every digital book goes straight to you. Roxie Maxx mysteries, Pines & Needles novellas, Whiskey Pines stories — all of it, for life, included.
Your name appears in the Whiskey Pines Journal and in the books themselves. You will be, at minimum, a background character in a town with excellent gossip and a recurring body count.
Bonus scenes, contests for free books, downloadable surprises, crossword puzzles, crafting patterns, recipes from Jenny’s bakery, and whatever else gets hidden in here. More is always coming.
Residents get first access when Whiskey Pines virtual property goes live. Own a cottage, a storefront, or a corner of town. First come, first served.
New chapters before they go public. Cover reveals before anyone else. The occasional piece of information that could get someone into genuine trouble. Residents know things.
Twenty-nine dollars. Once. That’s it. No monthly bill, no annual reminder, no expiration. Your residency is permanent. Whiskey Pines doesn’t evict people. Usually.
Official Deed of Permanent Occupancy
One-time payment • Lifetime membership • No renewals. Ever.
Secure payment via PayPal. PayPal will send your name and email with the payment notification.
You will receive your Residents password by email within 24 hours.
Questions? kim@roxiemaxx.com
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